Kent: Hey JT, gotta questions for ya.

JT: Hit me.

Kent: When you were a fighter pilot, did you ever fly any missions on Christmas eve?

JT: Actually, I did once.

Kent: Did you happen see…

JT: [quickly] Big Red?  Kris Kringle? Jolly ol’ Saint  Nick?

Kent: Ya, while you were flying?

JT: Nope… but last year… I saw him have a rough landing over at Mrs. Williams house.

Kent: [realizing] Oh, that’s why you had me change the guarantee.

JT: You got it. After watching 9 reindeer slam down on a new roof that we had just installed in the fall. I had to check it out.

Kent: The Maven Roof held strong, huh?

JT: You got it.  So, I created The Santa’s Rough Landing Promise.

Kent: That’s a mouth full.

JT: We guarantee no damage from Reindeer Impact, Sleigh Skid Marks or Candy Cane Corrosion.

Kent: I love it, cause Santa’s not going to stop delivering presents.

Announcer: ***Maven Roof dot com, No Quit***

JT: Kent, are you saying that Santa has… [start saying nooo then stops upset]

Kent: Nooooo Quit!!!!   Sorry, JT…